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𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕User vs IT security 😼💻<a href="https://chaos.social/tags/itsecurity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#itsecurity</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/user" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#user</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/online" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#online</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/password" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#password</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/it" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#it</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/web" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#web</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/itsec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#itsec</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/passwords" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#passwords</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/ITJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ITJokes</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/video" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#video</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/login" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#login</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/cats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cats</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/cat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cat</a>

astroPugA man found a penguin on the doorstep. He consulted his neighbor who told him “take the penguin to the zoo.”Many hours later, the neighbor runs into the man, with the penguin, walking side by side in the park.“I thought you were going to take the penguin to the zoo,” said the neighbor.“I already did,” said the man. “Now I’m taking him to the movies.”Source: somewhere on reddit<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Dadjokes</a>

weirdjokes<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Python" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Python</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Programming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Coding</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Statictics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Statictics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/DataAnalysis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DataAnalysis</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MachineLearning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MachineLearning</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/DataScience" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DataScience</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/NeuralNetworks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NeuralNetworks</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AI</a>💻 Python Knowledge Base <a href="https://python-code.pro/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://python-code.pro/</a>

LaffGaffI never thought laundry detergent could go bad.But it seems the Tide has turned.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a>

WordmarkDear <a href="https://mas.to/tags/mankind" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mankind</a> please back my <a href="https://mas.to/tags/startup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#startup</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/startups" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#startups</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/project" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#project</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/EternalFlame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#EternalFlame</a> (for <a href="https://mas.to/tags/EternalFame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#EternalFame</a>)like <a href="https://mas.to/tags/videogames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#videogames</a> with friends?Humans vs AI Skeletons?Imagine <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Zelda" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Zelda</a> or <a href="https://mas.to/tags/DarkAlliance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DarkAlliance</a> 2 <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Baldursgate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Baldursgate</a> in online multiplayer: team up with friends to epic <a href="https://mas.to/tags/rpg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#rpg</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/lovestory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lovestory</a> + <a href="https://mas.to/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> to kill Skeletons with friends?Plus: it will be 100% <a href="https://mas.to/tags/opensource" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#opensource</a> so u could even start private <a href="https://mas.to/tags/server" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#server</a>!!! :) <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dark-alliance-style-browser-based-mmorpg-game/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dark-alliance-style-browser-based-mmorpg-game/</a><a href="https://mas.to/tags/EternalLame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#EternalLame</a>? Nah its gonna be <a href="https://mas.to/tags/EPIC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#EPIC</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fun</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/games" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#games</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/game" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#game</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crowd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#crowd</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crowdfunding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#crowdfunding</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/indiegame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#indiegame</a>

Mg Avaris ClariOh hey, if anyone wants a copy of The Woke Bible, they can order it through Lulu now.<a href="https://www.lulu.com/shop/avaris-clari/the-woke-bible/paperback/product-q62edjq.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.lulu.com/shop/avaris-clari/the-woke-bible/paperback/product-q62edjq.html</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/author" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#author</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/selfpublishing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#selfpublishing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/woke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#woke</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:I literally laughed out loud when I watched this. Laughter is a form of resistance.Two f-bombs dropped. Subtly and appropriate. But warning just in case.Source: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/nativeamericanproudus/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/nativeamericanproudus/</a><a href="https://mas.to/tags/NativeAmerican" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NativeAmerican</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Indigenous" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Indigenous</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Jokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Colonialism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Colonialism</a>

Pete Orrall<a href="https://mastodon.social/@flexghost" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@flexghost</a> All <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Americans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Americans</a> need to be disgusted by this. The blatant <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/corruption" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#corruption</a> which saturates our <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/justice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#justice</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/system" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#system</a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/government" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#government</a> has been on full display the moment <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DirtbagDon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DirtbagDon</a> stepped into <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#politics</a>. Unfortunately, the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/damage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#damage</a> has been done, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/confidence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#confidence</a> has been lost, and there's no undo. Once this raging <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/asshole" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#asshole</a> is sworn in, the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/unhinged" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#unhinged</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/insanity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#insanity</a> will <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/reign" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#reign</a> again.The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/unitedstates" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#unitedstates</a> used to be the beacon of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hope" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#hope</a> for many people. Now it's just the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/punchline" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#punchline</a> to any number of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a>.

LaffGaffI have an archer friend who’s been helping design cars.He’s good at arrow dynamics.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a>

Graham Downs<a href="https://mastodon.africa/tags/English" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#English</a> <a href="https://mastodon.africa/tags/AChristmasCarol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AChristmasCarol</a> <a href="https://mastodon.africa/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a>

RicardusWhat happened to the guy who was chilled to absolute zero? . . . . . . . . . . . .Nothing, because he was 0K.<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a>

EcomateWhat do you call a pirate droid? Argh2-D2<a href="https://mas.to/tags/robotsofthecaribian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#robotsofthecaribian</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/starwars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#starwars</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a>

Coach Pāṇini ®There has been a misunderstanding.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/standupcomedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#standupcomedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a>

Shaula WalkoMy dad was an electrical engineer. For Father’s Day, here’s a joke he used to tell:The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The engineer sees the glass as twice as big as it needs to be.Happy Father’s Day!<a href="https://sfba.social/tags/FathersDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FathersDay</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Jokes</a>

AlisonNew server <a href="https://social.coop/tags/Introduction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Introduction</a> post! I'm an English-American, born in the UK and immigrated to the US. I work in software, I love my two cats, and I live in the Midwest.I'm a crafter, I <a href="https://social.coop/tags/knit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#knit</a>, <a href="https://social.coop/tags/sew" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sew</a>, spin yarn, and <a href="https://social.coop/tags/carve" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#carve</a> wooden spoons.Got a master's degree in <a href="https://social.coop/tags/DataScience" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DataScience</a> because I love patterns, graduated 2024. Avid <a href="https://social.coop/tags/FountainPen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FountainPen</a> user because they make my writing better.Third degree black belt in <a href="https://social.coop/tags/karate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#karate</a> (Sandan) with Tracy's Karate.I love <a href="https://social.coop/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> and <a href="https://social.coop/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Jokes</a>!

MDMRNWhen I am feeling down or unmotivated, I think of the immortal words of the House of Pain..."Word to your Mom. I came to drop bombs. I've got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms."It just raises my spirits immediately.<a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Music</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Silly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Silly</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/HouseOfPain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HouseOfPain</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Jokes</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Encouragement" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Encouragement</a>

rainey 🌻Them: "Whose skull is that?"Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "Some guy named Phillip."Them: "What's in it?"Me: "Vodka and orange juice."Them: ...Me: "It's a Phillip's head screwdriver."<a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.games/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#puns</a>

:mima_rule: Mima-samaIt seems like there's a rivalry brewing between <a href="https://makai.chaotic.ninja/tags/Sharkey" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sharkey</a> and <a href="https://makai.chaotic.ninja/tags/Iceshrimp" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Iceshrimp</a> on which one's gonna be the definitive "Western <a href="https://makai.chaotic.ninja/tags/Misskey" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Misskey</a>" of the <a href="https://makai.chaotic.ninja/tags/fediverse" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fediverse</a> :sagume_think: One could even say that there's a.. cold war going on between them 🥁:laughing_cirno: <a href="https://makai.chaotic.ninja/tags/fediversemeta" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fediversemeta</a> <a href="https://makai.chaotic.ninja/tags/joke" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://makai.chaotic.ninja/tags/jokes" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a>

U.S. Politics in Real TimeDonald Trump's Elvis comment sparks avalanche of jokes, memes<a href="https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-elvis-comment-jokes-memes-1866699" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-elvis-comment-jokes-memes-1866699</a><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/DonaldTrumpElvisComment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DonaldTrumpElvisComment</a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Memes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Newsweek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Newsweek</a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/SocialMedia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SocialMedia</a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/OnlineReactions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OnlineReactions</a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Politics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/News" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#News</a>

💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙I knew, right then, that he was a keeper!🐝🐝🐝<a href="https://meow.social/tags/PunDayBwee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PunDayBwee</a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/Silly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Silly</a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Funny</a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/MomJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MomJokes</a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Jokes</a> <a href="https://meow.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a>

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